April Fools' not my thing.

Labin failed badly in trying to pull one at me. Try harder my dear. I'm too smart for that.

Who'd tell you he dislocated his shoulders on MSN? Himbo.


So anyway today was well spent. No details. Lazy.

I wanna marry an Italian in future. Or someone who is able to whip up delicious Italian cuisine.

I wanna stuff my face with lots of pizza and baked pasta. Knn. The amount of cheese I've been consuming is scary. Calcium. That's what I need. My knees are getting weak lately. I'm like an old lady. Don't laugh. It's not funny.

Can I just put a tray of mozzarella cheese into the oven till it's toasted golden brown with a crispy surface and eat it? I'm into mozzarella cheese now. Only when it's crispy on the surface.

All I think about now is food. I want BK's Mushroom Swiss Double, Carls Jr's Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger, McSpicy, Swensen's Chicken Baked Rice, Pizza Hut's Chicken Royale, Secret Recipes' Chocolate Banana Cake, Ding Tai Fung's Xiao Long Bao, Fortunate Restaurant's Dim Sums. Knn. I need to stop thinking about food.

K. Enough of nonsense. Bye!